Mom: OH GROSS! WHO IS THAT! .. DON’T EVER BRING THAT HOME!
Me: *starts crying instantly*
Mom: OMG RACHEL! STOP!
Me: YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND! HE SMELLS LIKE BREAD! AND I WANT HIM!
Mom: Who is he?
Me: JOSH HUTCHERSON!!!
Mom: Well … don’t ever bring that home! I mean it!
Me: YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ME LOVING STEVEN TYLER! HE’S 65 YEARS OLD AND HAS HB B!
Mom: Yeah, Steven Tyler is okay to bring home … not that. God. Please not that! *pointing at Josh*
Me: OMG MOM! *starts crying even harder*
I told myself that I wouldn’t become obsessed with the hunger games…
I’m all most done the first book and I feel sick to my stomach because I get so excited about finishing the series and the movie. Something is gonna happen, I know it will and I am gonna need ten years of therapy afterwards…